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Dedee: If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your heads. I don't have a heart of gold and I *don't* grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up--we call them "losers."
Remember that line out of "Opposite of Sex" ? Mwahaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!! Hey fuckface fat boy....yeah you, loser. I know you're a fat boy because you are too gross to attract any Female. That's why you're at the computer right now with that little weenis in hand strokin off to My pulchritude...look it up , moron. You are no doubt too stupid to interest any Female as well.
When you dial My number, try not to sound too idiotic as I will soon grow bored and 86 you. You may be listening to dial tone as your loser load fills your pudgy little hand. Tough titty said the kitty as the milk went dry......LOL. Illiterate typo filled e-mails will come right back at you as well, so be sure to be articulate well, and use some creativity in your writing. Ugliness and stupidity do not have to go hand in hand. (but in your case......ummmmmmm)
How about a little pain with the call, bitch boy. Get your torture toys on the table. Be ready with a white parrafin candle, some q-tips, ben-gay, clothespins, rope, a paddle or whip, and anything that sinks your boat and looks intimidating.............and don't forget sissy panties and a dildo, you fairy faggot cocksucker. Not a faggot?.....you will do whatever pleases Me, retard. I'm sure you can imagine Me giving you a good ball kicking and assfucking ,so get your fantasy cap on , tell me what you hate . I will insist on doing what you hate until I grind you into the ground like one of My cigarette butts. Speaking of cigarettes...I will use that faggot mouth of yours for an ashtray...blech. You totally make Me sick, loser. Truly....I DONT LIKE YOU. I HATE YOU.
Another thing. One thing I hate is a tightwad. A cheapskate is a one celled animal that needs to be snuffed out. Open your wallet and give generously. Visit My wishlist and give generously. Be the hapless dope you are meant to be. Buy My love...but in this case contempt...give loser give.
Well, time to go shoe shopping, get My manicure and pedicure, laugh all the way to the bank with your hard earned money. If you don't like My bio loser, go pound salt up your ass. Oh.......................do you know where your wife is??? LOL